Schlockcast: Seed of Chucky

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An uneasy aspect of podcast technology is that y’all can hear me gush about Jennifer Tilly’s terrific turn in Seed of Chucky (3.5 stars) instead of my merely chicken-pecking effusive prose. Try not to think less of me as that much heaving cleavage over an 86-minute running time — compounded by oodles of grue and gut guffaws — would surely fell any CineSchlocker. Instead, fixate on Ms. Tilly her-salivatory-self thanks to yours truly’s secret stash of audio from Comic-Con.

Stay for the duration (I dare ya!) and …

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