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Suburban Nightmare

Suburban NightmareWho’d ever dream that domestic bliss might elude — SERIAL KILLERS!?!

During a single enchanted evening, Brandy Little and Troma’s Trent Haaga bicker and bicker and MURDER and bicker and bicker and MURDER and bicker and bicker and MURDER and bicker and bicker and bicker and bicker to the point CineSchlockers may begin to identify with the relative TRANQUILITY of the half-nekkid love slave (Kimberly Grant) chained to a post in the deadly duo’s innard-strewn playroom.

Sort of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre for Lifetime Network fraus to puke their bon-bons over.