Tag: 1985

They Don’t Cut the Grass Anymore

Serious gorehounds can, at long last, retire their ragged VHS dupes of Long Island auteur Nathan Schiff‘s grew-strewn sub-sub-sub-cult classicks. Lovingly remastered from original 8mm […]

Just One of the Guys

Teen valley gal Terry (Joyce Hyser) pulls a reverse Tootsie when she realizes her hot bod is keeping her from being the next Geraldo Rivera. […]

Weird Science

Of all the promises of the ’80s techno revolution, none is more disappointing than the inability, all these years later, to summon a panting, scantily […]

Once Bitten

This teen sex comedy celebrates Halloween with Lauren Hutton as a middle-age vampirette who’s gotta sink her pearlies into a virgin — three times — […]

The Return of the Living Dead

If the planets align just so, and there’s still enough Trioxin 245 floating around, there might just be a FOURTH installment to the Living Dead […]

Barbarian Queen

Most barbarian flicks are ONLY as good as their damsels in distress, or if you’re REAL lucky, their damsels who INFLICT distress. This Argentina-lensed epic […]

Re-Animator

Since a certain lauded distributor dropped anchor and began crafting fan-friendly special editions of obscure genre faves, there’s been a pervasive, yet baseless notion wafting […]