Britney Baby, One More Time
Equal parts road comedy and drag revue, this almost true story of one fan’s odd-yssey to meet a pop princess is an absolute riot. Robert […]
Tag: 2002
Monsturd
Pinch not your noses, dear CineSchlockers, because the rank ranks of sewer cinema has flushed forth an unexpected gem! Not unlike the enormous gators or […]
Mail Call
"What makes them the best? I SAID SO, MAGGOT!!!" Most widely known as the fire-breathing drill instructor of Full Metal Jacket, veteran character actor and […]
24: Season Two
Remember the first time you saw scream siren Linnea Quigley dance nekkid atop a tombstone? Awe inspiring, right? How about the next time when she […]
All the Love You Cannes!
What begins earnestly as "an indie’s guide to the Cannes Film Festival" violently swerves head-on into a Croisette staging of the theatre d’absurde — an […]
A Date with Anna Kournikova
No frisky little horndogs, your dreams haven’t come to fruition despite the title’s implication. What’s delivered is about a half-hour of tedious behind-the-scenes footage from […]
The Hitcher II: I’ve Been Waiting
Nearly 20 years for this? What’s next!? Soul Man II: I’ve Been Waiting Just as Long as He Has?! It could hardly be worse. C. […]
May
These are days where welcome cinematic surprises seem very nearly around every blood-soaked corner for horror hounds. Thus far, each standout has hailed from foreign […]
Ted Bundy
Those who saw ’80s heartthrob Mark Harmon‘s turn in The Deliberate Stranger TV miniseries would figure our nation’s most notorious homicidal maniac was a grinning […]
American Psycho 2: All American Girl
What does this have to do with the original? Beyond a crude and suspiciously tacked-on prologue … Zilch! That ’70s Chick Mila Kunis blathers endlessly […]