Bubba Ho-Tep
There really hasn’t been a BIGGER — not to mention WEIRDER — little movie in quite a spell. Most quality genre pictures enjoy modest festival […]
Tag: 2003
Mayor of the Sunset Strip
Documentarians have long occupied the unwashed fringes of the cinema community, making them inherently intriguing to CineSchlockers, especially those films whose subject matter strays even […]
Topless Academy’s Guide to Bartending
Given that menfolk have been concocting schemes to cajole nekkid women onto camera since the silent era, there ain’t exactly much jiggle room for innovation, […]
The Skulls III
Less notable as a sequel than for sitcom weenie Barry Bostwick‘s return to the manicured mayhem better showcased in Project: Metalbeast (a.k.a. the finest CIA-werewolf […]
The Invitation
Don’t let the cover fool ya. B-deity Lance Henriksen stars as a shiny, happy Ricardo Montalban meets Dr. Kevorkian writer/adventurer who, after a profound personal […]
The Bum Show.com
Yours truly suggested "reserved seating in the fiery caldrons of Hades" are likely in order for the makers of Bum Fights. Perhaps there’s room on […]
Womb Raider
Intriguing new players have arrived to challenge Seduction Cinema’s sexploitation throne with this uncomfortably titled, yet wildly ambitious and salaciously wry spoof. In fact, writer/director […]
Underworld
How this sucker isn’t another Blade affirms sexism still exists among cinema heros. Are we really so unprepared for such take-charge chicks? The uber-delish Kate […]
Cabin Fever
One of 2003’s biggest cinematic horror stories was a Tale of Two Fanboys. Each obsessed with genre pictures from a tender age. Each with Quentin […]
Jeepers Creepers 2
Every 23rd spring, for 23 days, The Creeper gets to eat. And with his second flick, he gets a heckuvalot more face time. The fortune […]