Beyond Re-Animator
Who’d have thunk SPAIN would usher Dr. Herbert West into the new millennium? As if it even matters. They could’ve made this follow-up to Bride […]
Tag: 2003
Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease
Finally! The perfect gift for that special someone that not only says "Get off your ass!" but "SHAKE IT!!!" Fitness sleaze charts new titillating territory […]
Cheerleader Autopsy
This monstrosity holds the distinction of being the FIRST flick yours truly ever fell ASLEEP during whilst screening for review! Surprisingly, the sandman struck just […]
Darkwolf
So, I liked the PMS werewolf flick, The Curse, but DIDN’T dig this fleshy romp about a horn’d up uber-hound, in the hulking form of […]
Bikini Bandits Experience
During the dot com craze, these buxom babes were the cat’s meow, routinely jiggling on the MTV and beyond through a series of high-caliber, high […]
Mimic 3: Sentinel
The fractured franchise packs off to Romania for a languid upchucking of Rear Window with value-sized cockroaches!!! Ticking Karl Geary‘s bubble boy leers out a […]
Mail Call
"What makes them the best? I SAID SO, MAGGOT!!!" Most widely known as the fire-breathing drill instructor of Full Metal Jacket, veteran character actor and […]
28 Days Later
Great movie. Lousy ending. How the latter doesn’t negate the former is a tribute to the other 95 percent of the flick. Yet what its […]
The Core
Now this is what Deep Impact and Armageddon SHOULD’VE BEEN! While those pricey doomsday flicks where better box office draws, neither is as much fun […]
24: Season Two
Remember the first time you saw scream siren Linnea Quigley dance nekkid atop a tombstone? Awe inspiring, right? How about the next time when she […]