Naked Lunch
"Unfilmable!" That’s an exclamation yelped much too freely in regard to a handful of great American novels that’ve actually born rather mind-bending cinematic adaptations. Two […]
Tag: 3.5 of 5 stars
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At the pinnacle of his Bond-dom, Roger Moore spread his thespian wings by growing an unsightly beard, swilling Scotch straight from the bottle and scowling […]
Once Bitten
This teen sex comedy celebrates Halloween with Lauren Hutton as a middle-age vampirette who’s gotta sink her pearlies into a virgin — three times — […]
House of 1000 Corpses
Sometimes films themselves can be a reaction. In this case, a furious bloody fist shaking in direct challenge of recent memory’s unrelenting pop-horror crush and […]
Ted Bundy
Those who saw ’80s heartthrob Mark Harmon‘s turn in The Deliberate Stranger TV miniseries would figure our nation’s most notorious homicidal maniac was a grinning […]
The Transporter
When FedEx just won’t do, monied euro gangsters contract Frank Martin (Jason Statham) a button-down, by-the-rules uber courier who cartwheels his tricked out BMW through […]
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Didn’t see Parts 2 & 3? Not to worry. They sucked! So declares a stirring Stan Lee voiceover heralding our hero of super-human size and […]
Wasabi
French humor is an inherently dicey proposition. [CineSchlockers are encouraged to insert their own snarky Jerry Lewis quip.] But shoot ’em up maestros Jean Reno […]
Blade II
Mexican FX slinger turned grue auteur Guillermo del Toro is, as the youngsters say, "the shiznit." No one in mainstream Hollywood is flinging buckets of […]
Tell Me Something
North American horror hounds are naturally drawn to foreign cinema. Mostly because Hollywood is fairly skittish in its dealings in the genre, especially when it […]