Tag: 5 of 5 stars

Lost in Space: Season Two

Oh, the pain. The pain! Lost in Space is among my all-time favorite TV shows and all I can do is sit here gap-jawed and […]

Shaun of the Dead

Fast mo vs. Slow mo. That’s been the most divisive issue to EVER confront zombiphiles. What isn’t being debated, however, is the comic brilliance of gorehounds […]

Ice Cream Man

This picture became a personal passion on sight for obvious reasons: You’ve got B-deity Clint Howard at maximum "Clint" in a menage-a-huh? mix of a […]

It’s Alive

Larry Cohen‘s homicidal-hellion chiller is an absolute must-own for any self-respecting CineSchlocker! Every expectant parent’s nightmare brews schlock gold when nature goes mighty astray with […]

Dawn of the Dead

What’s better than George Romero‘s zombified treatise on conspicuous consumption? Well, FOUR VERSIONS of Dawn of the Dead, of course! (Ironic, huh?) It’d been a […]

Freaks

Well, gooble gobble, if it hasn’t been more than 70 YEARS and this great, great, great grand pappy of exploitation cinema STILL reigns! Back in […]

Lost in Space: Season One

Let’s see, 29 episodes clocking in at 52 minutes a pop. That’s 1,508 keister-numbing minutes that should serve as an incontrovertible testament to yours truly’s […]

Blown Away

The second-most famous erotic thriller starring an ’80s sitcom siren desperate to shed her goodie-goodie image — the first being Embrace of the Vampire with […]