Tale O’ Premenstrual Mayhem


Carrie White
The Fury

Gillian Bellaver
The Rage

Rachel Lang

Total body count

76 (mostly by fire) Only one (by psychic TNT) 19 (mostly by fire)

Duration of climatic hissy fit

3 mins, 20 secs 1 min, 40 secs 6 mins, 15 secs

Kindly do-gooder killed for her trouble

Carrie crushes gym coach with falling debris

Friend accidentally clobbered by runaway sedan

Rachel brains counselor with fireplace poker

Unsympathetic mother

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live!" Selfishly jets off to Europe "The devil’s in you!"

Naive obsession with strapping young buck

Chaste smooch with Tommy Ross at prom

Sadly, only becomes Robin’s psychic "friend"

Coaxed into womanhood by Jesse Ryan

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