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Tale O’ Premenstrual Mayhem

Carrie Carrie White The Fury Gillian Bellaver The Rage Rachel Lang Total body count 76 (mostly by fire) Only one (by psychic TNT) 19 (mostly by fire) Duration of climatic hissy fit 3 mins, 20 secs 1 min, 40 secs…..

The Films of Andy Sidaris

Also see Interview: Andy Sidaris If you’re gonna pick a hero, it’s best to do your research. And believe me, I’ve put in more than my fair share of time to truly appreciate the artistry of Andy Sidaris. The famed…..

Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter

Ernest is a guilty pleasure for lots of folks. The accident prone know-it-all first mushroomed into a bona fide pop culture phenom from a series of brilliantly manic commercials in the ’80s, which went on to spawn N-I-N-E feature comedies…..

Tale of the Teeth

Carnosaur 3.5 stars / 1993 Carnosaur 2 2 stars / 1994 Carnosaur 3 1 star / 1996 Advertising tag line Driven to extinction. Back for revenge. Extinction is a thing of the past. Terror will never be extinct. Ultimate method…..

H.G. Lewis Goreography

Herschell Gordon Lewis continues to defy convention. Today, he’s one of the most respected authorities on direct marketing and advertising, with more than 15 books in print. But few who seek the insight of the 70-something guru know of his…..

The Films of Jack Hill

Jack Hill is something of an accidental exploiteer. Focused. Wry. Intelligent. Charming. Not at all the smarmy fella one would think of as the originator of the notorious women-in-prison genre. Or someone who’d be just as adept in writing and…..

Critical Mass 1

The crush of schlocky goodness arriving at CineSchlock-O-Rama HQ has long since outpaced yours truly’s ability to trumpet it all, so here’s a scattershot means to highlight titles that particularly pique MY interest … Girls on Bulls proudly purports to…..

Critical Mass 2

The crush of schlocky goodness arriving at CineSchlock-O-Rama HQ has long since outpaced yours truly’s ability to trumpet it all, so here’s a scattershot means to highlight titles that particularly pique MY interest … Ousted "Cheaters" host and CineSchlocker idol…..

Critical Mass 3

The crush of schlocky goodness arriving at CineSchlock-O-Rama HQ has long since outpaced yours truly’s ability to trumpet it all, so here’s a scattershot means to highlight titles that particularly pique MY interest … Think you’re a Misty Mundae fan?…..

Tremendous Trilogy (Plus One)

Given a fair chance, it’s dern near impossible NOT to crack a smile during the Tremors movies. There’s an underlying charm and down-home humor to them that dovetails perfectly with their time-tested creature feature formula. However, the filmmakers always manage…..