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The Kiss

The KissThere just aren’t enough movies about Cosmo covergirls who console their dead sister’s hubby with afternoon delights atop a kitchen table and, by night, attempt to take possession of their niece’s nubile bod via a kinky mixture of lesbian tongue rasslin’ and Congoan hocus pocus.

Teen dream Meredith Salenger instinctually despises long-lost auntie Joanna Pacula. It’s a rift that only widens when the little honey’s sidekick gets her face waffled by an escalator and a potential beau is pancaked by an 18-wheeler. Guess that’s what he gets for sneaking into a witchy woman’s hotel room while she writhes around nekkid, smearing herself with blood, in front of a Gene Simmons-tongued idol. If only daddy would LISTEN!!!

And mama’s grisly, out-of-nowhere demise not only starts things off right, it lands among horror’s most cringe-inducing moments!