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Erotic Survivor 2

Erotic Survivor 2Intrepid host and filmmaker John Bacchus returns with this quickie ALL-FEMALE sequel "because people complained there were MEN on Erotic Survivor one." Stranded in the wilds of Africa (a.k.a. the nearest semi-wooded area), the Coochie and OBGYN tribes engage in a series of topless tests of will and endurance such as how many pennies they can carry in their cleavage in order to lay claim to the coveted top prize of — drum roll, please — 20 DOLLARS! Five Seduction Cinema newcomers Allanah Rhodes, Vanessa Del Sol, Lora Renee, Syndy DeVil, Tiffany Sonders and veteran Katie Jordon celebrate each victory with "boobie fives" and feverish Sapphorific couplings (five scenes amounting to about a third of the total running time). Bacchus’ end product lacks the inspired yucks of the original despite his clever twist on the chicken-fried contestant incident in the Australian Outback. Also, endless wind blowing into the microphone overly accentuates the production’s no-budget reality. 

12 breasts. Daisy petals to the nethers. Advanced lesbian tongue rasslin. Self gratification. Inflate-a-date deflowering. Dirty Scrabble. Katie says it all, "I’m a vaginatarian!"