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Mari-Cookie and The Killer Tarantula

Mari-Cookie and the Killer TarantulaProof that even legends make horrible, horrible movies.

Jesus Franco and Lina Romay return for, um, OK, I’ll admit it. I don’t know what the hell this monstrosity’s about. Lina’s running around with not NEARLY enough clothes on and keeps discarded lovers in a giant spider web.

Scream Queen Michelle Bauer engages in advanced lesbian tongue rasslin’ with a dancing girl (Analia Ivars) known for stuffing a horse’s tail up her dirtiest of nethers. Amber Newman also gets nekkid, while CineSchlocker idol Linnea Quigley does NOT — an oversight she dutifully errectifies with a first-ever NUDE commentary!!!

That may be reason enough for a rental, especially with the added bonus of the short film Les Psycholettes about a lesbo biker gang who cruises around emasculating men and wearing their severed phalli like costume jewelry.