Austin Pendleton

compelling to listen to. There are some actors where it’s hard to listen to them. Your mind literally wanders. [Laughs.] Oh, you can’t say something like that and not give…

Citizen Toxie Does Dallas

…Rivera. “Troma is going to try and organize a kind of WTO type of protest. We feel we need to take to the streets, because the Cannes Film Festival has…

Torso

…in hopes of getting away from the lecherous maniac who likes to forcibly accessorize his victims with scarves. Turns out the guy’s willing to travel … and that’s a good…

Blade II

…something or another to do with said suckheads coming to Blade for HELP in dealing with some new and improved vamps dubbed “Reapers” who scurry around like crackheads until their…

Planet of the Apes: TV Series

…decide there’s been an outbreak of malaria and set to work draining nearby stagnant ponds (Galen’s job, of course), tending to the ill and foraging for a certain bark for

Murder in Coweta County

…boot heel into his gut, “You got BOLD, boy! You got GREEDY!!! New truck. Store-bought clothes for your wife. Runnin’ to the doctor ever time your baby gets a little…

The Vampire Happening

…like to do a little genealogy — first handand trudges down to the family crypt and starts popping open caskets, until she reaches one that the butler emphatically…

Jaws 2

…attempts to have the speed boat and its remaining occupant for dessert and the whole thing BLOWS UP in his snout. Ouch! Naturally, pre-chewed lunchables start washing up and Brody…

Vigilante

…his memory is jarred into coming up with the name of his supplier. They take a fists on approach to community activism. CineSchlocker favorite Robert Forster is the film’s star…

Freaks

gobble. Gooble gobble. One of us. One of us. Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble. We accept her. We accept her. Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble. One of us. One of us. Gooble…