Bones

…the big screen. Perhaps it’s the same inner force that compels them to long for Bentleys, speedboats and vintage Miss Pac-Man games. CineSchlocker fave Ice-T makes movies as often as…

The Abominable Dr. Phibes

…a complete mess, but somehow manages to earn the favor of a gorgeous babe named Vulnavia (Virginia North) who chauffeurs him to murder scenes, never wears the same outfit for

Alien Files

goes so far as to seduce her male guard. Then the government goons wise up and put her under FEMALE watch, but Anne makes eyes at her and breaks out…

The Films of Andy Sidaris

…halter-tops and sinfully short shorts, so they decide to barge in on Donna and Tarya’s post-Jacuzzi girl talk. Bad move fellas. Speaking of testosterone, pretty-boy toys Ronn Moss and Harold…

Carnosaur 3: Primal Species

…has truly devolved to its basic parts: Raptors and Human Combo Meals. Here yet ANOTHER squad of military know-it-alls scour waterfront warehouses in search of the scaly critters with big…

Ernest Goes to Camp

…Ernest’s sent to the Midstate Boys Detention Center to pick up six surly youngsters for whom it’s thought some fresh air will do some good. But once they land their…

David Cronenberg

…certainly did prove that and she got very good notices for it to, so I don’t know what happened. I’d be very curious to know. If I ever meet her…

Return of the Living Dead 3

…which Yunza and writer John Penney somehow had to remain true to while also attempting to create something fresh and new. And as the film clearly shows, they were supremely…

A Thief in the Night

compelled to go back to hear more, while Patty and her free-lovin’ gal pal Diane (Maryann Rachford) decide to go on a helicopter joyride with some cute boys as they…

Andy Sidaris

…it’s great publicity and promotion for the women, because they have their websites and merchandise they’re trying to sell and we can offer them more fans. Andy: It’s all commerce!…