Empire of the Ants

…treated to cheap booze and finger sandwiches before piling onto a tram for a ride through the property. Marilyn is rattling their eardrums with her bullhorn spiel about the soon-to-be-completed…

Bully

for him herself, “I swear to god I can’t wait to stab that mother f@#%er! Slice his throat and bleed him like a pig! I’m gonna slice his guts open

Blood Feast 2

…BEST interest to BE THERE!!! … ”   Lewis and Friedman play gin while waiting for the camera and lighting crews to reset for the next scene. Lewis is wearing…

The Naughty Stewardesses

free. Perhaps by taking off my clothes I took my mask off too” … and finally … “Your hands are warm and I can feel what’s on your mind. You’ve…

The Return of Swamp Thing

…a giant tube of disgusting green toothpaste into an honest to goodness PLANT! Louis Jourdan‘s just that much MORE demented as Dr. Anton Arcane. But mutating into a value-sized warthog…

Golfballs!

…her Daisy Dukes to pick up a golfball and gives a massive coronary to the dirty ol’ duffer who’d paid handsomely for her caddy services. Her momentary cloud of grief…

Boogeymen: The Killer Compilation

…flow of info bombardment by layering in audio commentary, trivia factoids or, gulp, both. Fans of this emerging form of genre-based entertainment will likely look forward to Ultimate Fights and

Cheerleader Autopsy

took a carving knife to his own wangdoodle! Color me jaded, eh? But, anyway, that was well after the “Beavers” pep squad turned to Pop Tarts in a freak bus/redneck…

Elephant Parts

…or so. There’s advertising parodies like the one about Elvis Drugs, for children to give to their parents who’ve forgotten to take their dope. Game shows aren’t immune either, with…

Schlockcast: Skinned Deep

…— and bods — for his jiggle ‘n’ giggle opuses Hotties and Hotties 2: The Hot, The Bad and The Ugly (2.5 stars). Plus, hear an exclusive clip from Make Love!…