Sweets
This allegedly comic mockumentary charts the slow, arduous rise of would-be rassler Big Thing and manager Golden Graham Galloway (Paul Goebel and Graham Elwood). Much […]
Tag: 2001
Python II
Maybe the original wasn’t THAT bad after all. ANOTHER cargo plane carrying ANOTHER government-engineered, 85-foot, 12-ton bellycrawler tumbles from the sky. This time felled by […]
The Double-D Avenger
Hardly anyone hauls off with the INTENTION of making a cult classic, but B-enthusiast William Winckler gives it his best "Booby BOUNCE!" Bill not only […]
Essence of Echoes
This painfully earnest and grossly unoriginal "thriller" pits a by-the-book FBI babe (Sharisse Baker-Bernard) against an unusually brutal serial killer who likes to slowly torture […]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Phew!!! What croaked in here!? Uh oh, someone left the Hellraiser franchise alone to fester and sprout its rank spawn. We’re up to number-o SIX […]
24: Season One
Right now, sandmen are plotting to sabotage this hastily conceived marathon. My eyelids and hindquarters have been targeted. People that I work for actually encourage […]
Crocodile 2: Death Swamp
On the fuzzy heels of his gloriously gooey CineSchlocker fave Spiders, budding creature auteur Gary Jones proves, like the great Tobe Hooper before him, that […]
Boa
From the same CGI jockies who excreted Python comes another king-sized critter anxious to gorge itself on human value meals. An international prison known as […]
Bumfights: Cause for Concern
There’s reserved seating in the fiery caldrons of Hades for the purveyors of this video crime against humanity. Then again, The Bum Hunter IS pretty […]
Thirteen Ghosts
That “Casper the Friendly Ghost” finale of House on Haunted Hill sure threw a big ol’ crowbar into the works of what had until then […]