Tag: C

Cube 2: Hypercube

There’s simply no other community beyond CineSchlockers who are MORE enthusiastic about sequels of every stripe, but this obscenely ponderous, CGI shanghai’d disappointment could scarcely […]

Cube

One after another, six strangers awake in 14′ by 14′ rooms with a menacing bulkhead centered on each wall. Like a deadly spin on "Let’s […]

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

Didn’t see Parts 2 & 3? Not to worry. They sucked! So declares a stirring Stan Lee voiceover heralding our hero of super-human size and […]

Cooking with Porn Stars for the Holidays

Spastic cable-access host Colin Malone‘s half-baked cooking show returns with even less on its plate. Where vodka fueled the original’s antics, this Christmas edition, denoted […]

Cruel Game

When Brad’s not tweezing his eyebrows, grinning like an underwear model from the J.C. Penny catalog, or driving his convertible Porsche through the same tunnel […]

Crocodile 2: Death Swamp

On the fuzzy heels of his gloriously gooey CineSchlocker fave Spiders, budding creature auteur Gary Jones proves, like the great Tobe Hooper before him, that […]