Category: Reviews

Venomous

Seen Outbreak? Well, the producers of Venomous (2001, 97 minutes) have secretly replaced its eeking Ebola-fied monkey with similarly-tainted diamondback rattlesnakes in an attempt to […]

The Vampire Happening

I just had a look at this zany sex comedy about a bunch of Transylvanian bloodsuckers partying like drunken spring-breakers. It’s kinda like you’d imagine […]

The Wizard of Gore

Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography This tedious, but gorrific entry is more for devoted H.G. Lewis fans than the curious viewer. Montag the Magnificent (Ray Sager) […]

Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project III

Seduction Cinema explores the salacious origin of its Erotic Witch in this prequel to their 1999 breakthrough hit spoof. Ultra-scrumptious Laurie Wallace, who played Katie […]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Also see After TCM: Cannibal see, Cannibal do Yep, TWO stars. One for each of Jessica’s Biels. Beyond those, only CineSchlocker idol R. Lee Ermey is […]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Also see After TCM: Cannibal see, Cannibal do Solely noteworthy for before-they-were stars performances by two-time Oscar nominee Renee Zellweger and nekkid bongo enthusiast Matthew McConaughey. […]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: A Family Portrait

As the title suggests, documentarian Brad Shellday confines his scope to Saw’s killer kin through intercut interviews with Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface), Ed Neal (Hitchhiker), Jim […]